The story of James

jane has finally started her uni studies! she packs her stuff,(which took her 2 weeks) and moved to MMU malacca! she has now grown into a young adult and is no more a school girl.but one thing about jane that never changes,she is ALWAYS childish:P

one fine day,james phone rang…jane was on the line."hey james!can u come over to malacca!?i left my shampoo at home"

"….shampoo…." james replied " are they like only 10 of those shampoo in the world?why cant u just buy them THERE!?"

"well,i also need my printer!if not i cant do my assignments"jane answered back

it was pretty obvious to james that jane wanted to see him.since james was free anyway,he made that 1 and a 1/2 hour drive to malacca with her printer and shampoo…(i still dont get it…why shampoo!? so for the whole 1 week,jane didnt wash her hair!?)

  when they both finally meet in malacca,james asked jane where she wished to go.and to james surprise,she answered "CROCODILE FARM!"……james has been there,and the crocodile’s were as lazy as jullian(james friend,read the PC fair story) james find it weird to look at crocodiles when they are like a rock,unmoving and dead!

yet,he still brought her there…(love punya pasal la konon).when they went in,the first thing they saw was a crocodile eating a chicken!swallowing it up and all! jane never saw a life crocodile,so she was excited,james never saw a crocodile move,he ended up thinking it was cool that they are actually spending time to eat,rather than just laze around)

…..*short break from the story*…as we think about it..crocodiles and jullian have a lot in common.they are lazy..but they move to eat..and jullian’s pervertness made him a crocodile too.impressive,such marvelous similarities.

Continuing the story

as james and jane went closer to watch the crocodile swallow the chicken up,the crocodile stopped moving,still clenching the chicken and was as still as a rock."now i know why they refuse to move!!" james said "they dont move when people are around..but i paid 5 bucks for sumthing,so now crocky,MOVE and EAT IT UP"

the crocodile didnt move

"oh come on man!ur already eating it halfway already just swallow the thing up!"

the crocodile didnt move

"FINE!i’ll just stay here and see how long u can tahan lapar"

the crocodile didnt move

"u want to see who is more patient eh!?i can stay here for hours,but im sure u have to eat! i’ll just stay here and watch u…so u better be smart and stop wasting time!"

the crocodile didnt move

"why are u talking to a crocodile?" jane asked.it was a pretty sensible question.its not like the croc would understand wat james said.probably because james has been with jane too much,he got infected with the ‘animal talking’ disease from jane.(refer to Aquaria KLCC).ok..a moment of embarassment for james…then,he left the crocodile eating the chicken scene.

then,they kept on walking the whole farm…was nothing much to see,only crocodiles (DUH!).jane freaked out everytime she found a crocodile nearby the fence.

then,they reached a pond with 3 crocodiles in it.2 were in the water,one was on the rock looking towards the pond of water.

jane then started her famous ‘mind reading’ technique.she started telling james what the crocodile was thinking

"ok,seems like carol is sleeping.carol really got some nice ass.she is a hot babe!i wonder what is cindy doing,ah,there she is."

and now,who sounded dumber?talking to a crocodile,or mind readin a crocodile,and giving them names(and of all names,cindy and carol?) and thinking that a crocodile’s ass is hot!?

IMHO,crocodiles might be able to understand human language.so perhaps james wasnt totally wrong:P

well,doesnt matter what happens,the crocodile farm was still fun:D and both of them enjoyed doin stupid stuff together:D

this is gonna be a pretty short story..in this story,jane wasnt around…why!?

she aint so good with computer..she is pretty er…’zaman batu’ ish..

   in this story,we will introduce a new character,james friend,jullian.now,james and jullian,together with their taekwondo instructor,(lets name her ah yen:P),went to the PC fair.Ah yen was pretty busy looking at camera’s and stuff…jullian broke ah yen’s previous camera,so she had to get one.

   the thing about jullian is…he tends to break nearly everything! he cant seem to do ANYTHING without costing problems!for example,today he broke the vacuum cleaner.he also broke his chair..(jullian was cursing the person who broke the chair.calling him dog and sh^t and all..james reminded jullian that he himself broke the chair…well,jullian called himself a dog,didnt he:P)

   well,the fun part about PC fair nowdays is,they got good looking girls around.and of course,being a guy,jullian will have his eyes wildly moving everywhere,and checking out all the girls….he keeps on with his "james,check out ur 3 o clock..damn she is hot".he kept on doing that the WHOLE TIME.can u imagine how annoying it can be to james!? well,not really that annoying,james enjoyed himself too i guess:P
  it was then that jullian saw this really hot chick.."james,check that one out"

"huh?u can only see the back man..never believe the back view dude" james said.

"nah man,im sure that she is one hell of a HOT CHICK!tell u what,i’ll go there,and i’ll pretend to ask her something,and who knows,i might be lucky and i get her number."wow,jullian was really excited!

and so,he walked towards her..and YEAP! she did talk to him!!

"jullian is that you!? wow,u ACTUALLY lost weight!? u dont look like ur 124 kg anymore! how is ur studies? what r u doing nowdays? i hope u dont play play like back in school times…bla bla bla…."

now,when the so called ‘hot chick’ left (she wasnt hot,she looks pretty old like in her 35 age or so.james was right to not believe the back view) james asked jullian then " who was that man!?"

"my school teacher:S"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

cant really believe that jullian tried to ACTUALLY pick up his school teacher:P and he even called her hot! jullian shouldnt go for older ladies…even once,he was checking out this 40 year old lady..this guy is TOTALLY weird!ah well,his taste,not like we nor james can say anything about it~

anyways,jullian is still single and available,and looking for girlfriend’s currently.but too bad he is a created character in my story..or is he NOT:P?

*this story and characters are created and has no relation whatsoever with ANYONE!(im lying:P)