The story of James

   have u ever encountered the wrong person at the wrong time? this happened in james and jane’s life.

    it was a usual boring nothing to do day,james brought the super hungry jane out for lunch.BEWARE,keeping jane hungry can lead to many unwanted scenes,u dont wanna know it! well,they went to jane’s favourite place in bangsar,woodlands. (some vegetarian shop)

  and as they were eating,u know,they did the usual things couple would do,hold hands,raba here and there….(dont get the wrong idea,u fools!its a restaurant!). after finished feeding jane,on her way to the washing basin,the waiter asked her "your father didnt come today?"

now,thats bad news. since their parents still dont know about the both of them,and jane’s father would chop james of to 45 pieces if he knew james was happpily touching jane in the restaurant and all..(buncha old styled people:P).how the hell can the waiter remember jane’s father?this guys have really no business to remember all the customers! james had to pray extra hard that day,hopefully when jane comes with her parents,the waiter doesnt go "ur boyfriend isnt here today?" then,he’ll be fu*ked,thats for sure.oh god,help james.

to move on to midvalley then,to catch a movie:) not knowing what movie to watch,and with the Q being SOOOOO long,james told jane to line up first,while james went in front to check out what movie was showing. during this period,3 indian boys approached jane, disturbing her,trying to get to know her..u know,the dumb usual things indians do,with their really LAME pick up lines…well,of course,jane didnt layan them,….AT FIRST…the boys said sumthing that really provoked her…it was…(i’ll translate it to english,since u guys cant speak tamil:P)

"nah,she cant understand tamil,thats why she not saying anything"

now,that got jane provoked alright,and she turned around and answered them in her own,…er…british tamil:P (seriously,it sounds like an english guy speaking tamil!) "i do know how to speak tamil"

by the time jane finished her line,james was standing behind this 3 guys…"your friends?" he asked….all 3 of them turned,took 2 seconds to realize what was going on,and ran away:P i did mean it,they actually RAN,like 100 meters run in midvalley:S

"idiots…the worst person u want to meet when ur disturbing a girl is her boyfriend..serves them right" james said.(pls remember this line:P)

well,long story cut short,they couldnt get a movie as the Q was too long,so they left midvalley to another vegetarian shop to eat…(AGAIN!no wonder james gotten fatter)

jane brought james to this vegetarian shop,heard the food there was pretty good,and so they went there with james black lamborghini.well,everything was running well for james,until they reached the shop,and he met…….

THE FATHER

now,u dont wanna be caught with this "father"’s daughter..this guy aint normal father,he is a muay thai champion,he can kick your a$$ anytime,and imagine how would james feel."the father" was sweating and his whole face was red..he must be burning with anger to see them both together.james whole life passed by in front of him,realizing he might be whacked to pieces by muay thai champion’s super megaton heel kick!~

"the worst person to meet when ur dating a girl is her father" jane happily told james.(this girl is CRUEL!!!)

well,it would be james running the 100 meter dash if it wasnt for jane to insist on introducing them both,and FORTUNATELY,the father was pretty nice,he was sweating and had a red face coz he was eating tomyam:P FUH! everything turned out well,no one died,(thank god!) and he even paid for the meal:D

after reading this,always remembered,its a small world,so be prepared to meet the most unexpected people,u certainly dont want to meet "the uncle" if ur kissing a girl at the stairs:P BE CAREFUL my fellow mates,be alert.