The story of James

well,she seems to be good at getting herself in troubles with all this fair,doesnt she?now,lets look together what did she do this time.

PIKOM pc fair is in the town again:D! james went there with jane,and 2 of jane’s friend! dragon (what a name) and steve…both dragon and steve are from malacca too.

  they walked around everywhere..and then,jane said "lets go take a look at the liquid cooled CPU" (i think that was the name,i forgot.)

"what the hell is that?" james asked.

"u dont know what is that man?" dragon was so surprised..(cheh,big deal that u know)

"wow,i know and james dont know! see! im smarter than him in computer!" jane started talking big about it!(big deal…)

and as they went on,jane was talking about computers and stuff (she must have read the brochures). she was talking about the mp3 player,the new SONY one that looks like a thumbdrive,and james didnt even know they exist!!!so,here jane goes again

"see james! im smarter than you when it comes to computers!"

BERLAGAK!!!

then..as they are walking around,someone passed her a flyer.."whitebox laptops"

and then,dragon told jane,"whitebox is a malaysian brand u know?"

"ok,then im not gonna bother looking at it!" jane said

"huh?but why?" dragon replied " malaysian brands arent really bad.u know,like whitebox and bluedot"

"YEAH,and also like MS-DOS too!"

……………………….MS…..DOS?

since when is that a laptop brand?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!well,it was an outburst alright

well,after having some fun,they headed back home.james and jane heard steve and dragon talking…

steve: dude,i heard padil is back in KL now.havent seen him from a long time.plus,i heard he lost weight

dragon : what!? then,what happen to his tetek? we cannot play with it anymore!? (padil is a guy,by the way)

steve : no la,he lost weight.but he still got his tetek. u can always squezze it if you want.

dragon : ya,we always squezze each other tetek back in school too!

WHY ARE THEY EXCITED!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!desperate!? or GAY!?

now,they both are a true mystery?who are they,u must be wondering…malacca i said..but not necessarily MMU:P lets see if you guys can figure it out alright:P

   its the midterm break from MMU..and jane is back in KL.while it has not been so long that she has been away,couple of months perhaps,but she hasnt gone out recently,(she was sick,u know)

   james picked jane up from her house.james has a test that day,so,he wanted to study.jane said they could probably study together somewhere,james agreed and suggested that they go to times square (its a good place to study,if u know where to go,and im not gonna tell u the location:P)

  while james was driving,he took a look at the excited jane.she was looking around the area,looking all excited.."what are you looking at?" he asked.

  "ARGH!!! TIMES SQUARE~ LOOK!! KLCC!!! OH MY GOD, ITS THE LRT!!!BUILDINGS,AND THEY ARE ALL TALLER THAN MMU!!!"

well,it appears that she just came back to civilization…she was in malacca,not back to stoneage…but she certainly was acting like that! well,doesnt matter,as long as she is happy:P

"what time is your test? dont you have classes today" jane asked

"yes i do have classes.my class is at 5.its a lab actually,so my lab is from 5 to 8 pm. my test is at 8pm." james answered.

"oh,so that means ur test is right after your class!?"

"no,of course not.what are you talking about.my lab is for 3 hours,and it starts at 5.which means,i have another 3 hour break after my lab,i think i am going to study during my 3 hour break" he replied with confidence (if u guys still cant see the mistake here,you guys are TRUE blockheads,just like james:P)

"oh alright then.study well during the 3 hours ok!?" jane said….how can she be the blockhead too?

and so,they studied..and studied..and studied…well,at least james did,jane was writing some stuff on papers,i SUPPOSE its called tutorial assignments.

later on,it was about 3:45.they packed their stuff,and james wanted to leave for his 5 o clock lab. his phone rang,and OH,its jeff,his lab mate!

"macha,where are u now?do u want to study for the test together?i have some questions that i am not so sure of" he said

"alright man,that sounds cool.i think we should study after our lab"james replied.

"what are u talkin about?" the confused jeff asked "dude,its nearly 4 man…the lab just ended early"

"i know its 4 pm" james replied lookin at his watch "the lab doesnt start for another hour man,i can get there easily within an hour!"

"macha,did u take crack or something?"jeff asked…

it took him some time..but yes,james then realized…how can his lab be at 5?if it was at 5,then it would end at 8.where would he have the 3 hours to study before his test at 8 pm? his lab was at TWO PM!!!!!!

well,despair,fear,whatever that can come came to james.you cant miss a lab,coz if you do,u lose 10% of your total grade.which is HORRIBLE!! how can he actually get the time wrong!??? and look at jane,she didnt say a WORD!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well,luckily he talked and got his lab replaced on another day.so,it wasnt all that so bad…so guys,morale of the story,dont expect your girlfriends to correct you if your time is wrong:P