The story of James

**story 1**
  james and friends went to class,as usual.this happened way back during foundation year.for the very first time,they reached the class before the lecturer came in(which is a big thing,coz they usually dont!) it was calculus time:) endra was telling james and all his friends,how this calculus lecturer reminds him of his school teacher.he said she too teaches maths,and they look strikingly similar! to endra,sometimes calculus class makes him feel like he is back in school again.(he did say that!).the lecturer walked into the classroom after endra said that.as soon as she opens the door and walks in,endra stood up straight,preparing to wish " selamat sejahtera cikgu"

**story 2**
james and friends went to tioman.endra was at the pool bar,sitting down and ordering waves of liquor after liqour.he made the bartender mix new assorted drinks that is not even in the menu.the bartender worked up and down,just to get him drunk! but they werent able to! endra went like "come on brother,is this the best you got!?" he kept drinking,and still could talk well,and fully sober of his actions! it was a surprise to the bartender.then,when everyone was done,and james called endra back,endra turned around,tried to wake up from the seat,and fell straight into the pool.

**story 3**

  khoo khoo dicky’s father’s car is heavily tinted.people from the outside could not possibly see the inside.one fine day,a guy came over,used his father’s car window as a mirror,and starting combing his hair,unaware of people inside the car watching him.the father scrolled the window down,and said " ah ok,sudah cukup hensem"

here are few of the funny things that happened around,things that striked my mind as i was reading a few stuff.
STORY 1:
  james mother called him from her office,she told james to put the curry in the fridge,so later during dinner time they can reheat it and eat it.james,being the obedient son,did exactly what he was told.later in the evening,his mother wanted to reheat the curry.she opened the fridge but she couldnt find the curry in there.about a minute later,she shouted, " JAMES!! WHY DID YOU PUT THE CURRY IN THE FREEZER!!!"

STORY 2:
  khoo khoo dicky was talking to his girlfriend,they were being all mushy mushy and stuff,hugging and all.he felt that he should tell her how much she means to him,that she is irreplaceable and priceless,that nothing in this world compares to her.he looked into her eyes,and said " audrey,you have no value"

STORY 3:
  azfa and james went to burn a program from a friends computer.the program was big,coz when james sent it to the cd burner drive,it would take 20 minutes.so they went for a drink.after that,they went back.james told azfa to go get the CD,he would be waiting in yogi’s room.after a few minutes,azfa came back,holding the CD,and he said "dude,it didnt work man! its all empty!i dont know why,the CD didnt burn!"
james looked back at azfa,and asked him " did you click write this file to CD?"
azfa just looked blankly at james,and walked back out of yogi’s room

its a bit outdated,but a friend of mine wanted me to write about this,so i wrote:)

the chronicles continues!! this time,james,steve and a new person never featured in the blog before,lynn had a wonderful adventure!

the original plan was for steve,james,lynn and her friend,pinpinpinpin to go to the bday bash.it was supposed to be a great party with many bands performing (it was actually:P).but 45 minutes before james was about to leave his house to start picking up everyone,pinpinpinpin sent a SMS.it read " sorry,i headache when i woke up today.i cant go"

well,that leaves only 3 of us then.james picked steve up,and they drove to lynn’s house.when lynn got into the car,she said "pinpinpinpin not coming,she has a stomach ache"

huh? maybe,the stomach and the head is connected thru sum unknown neural network or sumthing,i dont know,im no doctor:S but thats how it is. either that,or lynn got her info wrong:P

they reached the location,1 Utama an hour earlier.they walked around,ate lunch at sushi king (the people there can say irashaimase….they sounds like "masih masin!")
seriously,they shouldnt force people to say japanese word and make it sound like malay:S

walked around a bit more (sounds like damn bored huh) after lunch,they went to MPH bookstore.this is the place where james met some REALLY cute little girls,pulling a baby pram with a small baby boy inside.the girls were about 7 year old i think.one of the girl bent down and kissed the baby boy,then the other girl showed a face of surprised and said to her " you just kissed him,you like him dont you!"

then,the other girl replied " no,he is my cousin"

"yes he is your cousin," she replied " but he is going to be my boyfriend one day,dont kiss him!"

………………………………
wow,….when i was 7,kids werent that naughty…hell,im 22,girls still arent that naughty! *to all girls reading,please be naughtier,if not,im gonna be bored:P

end of walking around,they went to the BDAY bash:D!!! was AWESOME!!
one of the earliest performers was point blanc! i loved him since he was in poetic ammo,with that long black hair and all,look damn ganas.(ok la for a pretty boy:P)
i was waiting for point blanc,then when he came out,he was in some sneakers,with his yellow hair,shorts and glasses.he looked like he popped out from sungai wang!
it took me a while to digest that is point black,geez he look soooo AH BENG!

pop shuvit did a wonderful job or getting the crowds hyped up!certainly,the best band in malaysia. we also got to learn the real name of the lead singer of pop shuvit(murali,lol,sounds sooo indian again:P)

lynn got totally excited and jumping around when she saw rudy! she went to him and wanted to catch a picture.rudy then hugged her and james caught the pic.then,rudy hugged the next girl who wanted to catch a pic,and the next,and the next one too…..i wanna be a Radio DJ…..

then,a guy in yellow tshirt suddenly came and stood in front of us.he then went mad when one buck shot was performing..shouting out some guy name and then "i love you,ARGGH!!"

i suppose james and lynn figured it out,that he was gay.but steve didnt.the guy in yellow then put his hand around steve’s shoulder,and asked if he has a stick.(not that stick la!i mean a cigaratte!) pretty freaky,but steve didnt realize.the guy in yellow was  totally mad! when the lead guitarist of one buck shot came running down to the crowd,he totally hugged him and didnt wanna let him go! the RELA had to come and separate them (geez like long lost lovers)

after hours of dancing and banging our head,they left. they had to leave earlier,everyone was so darn tired and all,couldnt do anything much:S
as they were walking back,Jason Lo performed "old newspaper".they straight away turned around back to the place,just to hear that one last song:P!

the crowd was frigging huge,12000 people came,a lot of girls and all,more would have came i believe,but there was another party in KL tower at that time.
at the end of the day,they went back home satiesfied:) the end:)

*nothing so funny in this chapter,but its a request,so i wrote it.more funny stuff will come soon. steve and phatdil are back from their studies,and we are bound to have more funny stuff around.coming soon*

see also http://snowpuffs.blogspot.com/

**Hall of Fame chapter 2**

    it is now finals time in uniten,and everytime final approaches,i often remember an old tale,happened about 2,3 years back.we were still in foundation back then,cant remember what sem.

    when finals take place,as usual,like any other students,we study.all of us would come over to one apartment.we usually go over to endra’s apartment.i dont know why,but everyone goes there.yogi will be there listening to linkin park will we study.endra will concentrate like a mad fool,and out of no where,he will suddenly just sing a line of a song,like " IM leaving..on a JET PLANE!" …..and it will come out of no where:P i will be on the table,trying to solve a question,and everytime i do,i’ll end up shouting " YES!! im a GENIUS!"

people are really funny when we study.we do weird weird stuff.but you see,while we were studying one night,the night before physics 2,as usual,we were all studying.all but one person, little J. little J was just walking around,wearing his shorts,carrying the text book,on for about 2 hours,he was just repeating this line..

"gausian law is…e…gausian law is…"
he repeated the formula SOOO many times,that even i remembered it eventho i havent studied that chapter.

little J then took a look at the clock.it was 12 midnight.he then turned around and told us "i cant seem to get into the studying mood.i’ll go and take a nap,and wake up 3 hours later.i’ll study all the way till exam then"

he went to bed,while all of us were busy studying.couple of hours passed by.it was then,that a very mischievous idea came to my mind.he only knew one formula,with that,he probably wont even be able to answer one question.i then walked quietly into little J’s room,took his clock.and wind it to 840 am. (the test was at 9 am:P) then,i told endra to go and wake him up:P

endra went to his room,wrapped himself up in a towel,so it appears that he just came out of the bath,and he walked into little J’s room.

"little J,wake up man" he said " go and get ready,we have to go to test already"

little J woke up with a sleepy face,did sum stretching moves,and then took a look at his clock.his eyes opened so big,that it would seem that it might pop out anytime!

F*CK!! he shouted! he tried to free himself of the blanket,only to get more tangled up.he was practically spinning on his own bed,gotten hit by so much panic,and he,for unknown reason,stood up and ran out of the room!! frantic,full of panic and totally out of his mind!!

he ran out of the room,turned his head left,and saw all of us.then,together we burst out into laughter,we laughed like mad men:P little J could only look at us back,anger showing in his eyes,and he said "yeah yeah,very funny"

endra walked out of the room,removing his towel,revealing that he still has his shorts on,and he didnt actually take a bath:P
Little J looked at his phone,it showed 2 am.

it was a good laugh at the end of the day.and little J got very scared,he didnt dare sleep anymore that night:P

  ever since we were young,we were always thought to be good and nice to others.we were thought manners,respect,and many other good behaviors.
but have you ever thought,why be good? because someone told you? or because your religion says,be good,you go to heaven.be bad,you are condemned to hell.be good,are you are repaid for your kindness.those that are bad,let them be,because what goes around,comes around.
when you think correctly,all this is in truth,wrong.even if you are a bad person,you still get good stuff.and even if you are good,you get bad stuff happening to you too.
as a matter of fact,bad people get more advantages.a decent man has to work for many hours to get some good food on the table.a smuggler gets it instantly.a good girl would get dumped by a bad guy,and she ends up crying all time,while he enjoys himself with other girls.
perhaps,all this while,we are mistaken.we shouldnt be good.the nicer we are,the more we suffer.

there is no return in doing good.and it is still ok if you want to do good with no returns,but why bother doing good,when all you get back is more bad stuff towards you?

do not be good.stop being kind and nice before it is too late.trust me.kindness brings you suffering.