The story of James

horrible day is a nice way to put it.pitiful day is more like it.perhaps this story will tell us not to be too drunk all the time:P

  this happened a few days back.freak,oops,i mean dre and his friend got really pissed off drunk and wasted.but he doesnt have a car to get back home,and his house is pretty far.so dre called up a friend and said he would like to stay over.sure,his friend said,so after the party,dre took the train back to his friend’s house in copenhagen.

he boarded the train at sharp 6 am.the train there must be pretty on time,coz dre set his alarm clock to 630am,which is about the time he arrive in copenhagen. (if it was STAR lrt,im sure he would have passed by the train station:P luckily dre isnt from malaysia:P)

then,dre fell asleep.he awoke when he heard the train announcement "Taastrup, Taastrup"…sumhow,dre’s highlly developed senses at that particular moment believed that he was at the right station,so he got off the train!
he was soooo  convinced that this was the right station,that he got out of the station,and started walking on a random trail. he took notice of a small garden and houses which he has never seen before, and he continued walking,on this trail he has never been,convinced that at the end of this trail,he would reach his friend’s house.

his alarm rang then,about 15 minutes later.he took out his phone,looked at it as it says "get down here"…..he looked right..then left..saw some weird buildings and roads he never been to..and started wondering "where the f**k am i?"

he then realized,that he actually came down the wrong station!!! ( wow,such highly developed senses!)  he walked back all the way to the station,and saw the word hanging there " Taastrup". he took a look at the surrounding,and it looks NOTHING like copenhagen!~!!! he walked 2 km at 6 in the morning,FOR NOTHING~!

he bought another ticket,and boarded the next train.the train was still not full,and had plenty of spaces to sit.so,he took a seat,and fell asleep:P he was woken up by the ticket lady,he gave her the ticket,and the lady said,"boy,this ticket has expired! you’ve passed your station!"
dre got sooo pissed off at himself.tired,wasted and sleepy,he got off the train at the next stop,and bought another ticket!!"copenhagen please!"he said to the ticket counter.he was determined to not fall asleep this time.he was pretty much sure he has sobered a lot,that he could go on to reach copenhagen without dozing off. he took a look at the indicator,and it says next train….20 minutes.

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DOESNT MATTER!! he was determined NOT to fall asleep!! he waited for the train to come,and it did,20 minutes later! he boarded the train,knowing he was only a few stations away,and he could stay awake.seconds later,he fell asleep.

again,he woke up past the station,got another ticket,went back into the train,this time,he arrived at his destination:D!!

well done to dre! lets all give him applause!
*clap clap clap*

he walked back to his friends house,went to the bed,took a look at his watch,as it shows 920am.he wasted so much time to get here.he closed his eyes.

930 am,his friend called him up.dre was suppose to follow him to get sum stuff from the store,which they planned earlier.and it seems like this friend is outside waiting for him:P so,he had no choice,he had to follow him:P

20 minutes sleep:D! not bad for a tired,sleepy wasted person:D still,i think dre had enough sleep while he was in the train,dont you agree:)?

Ramblings of James :  <skip this part> its been 5 months now since the day jane dumped james.5 months aint short,not too long either,but getting over her totally isnt easy.and to make things harder,jane had to call james 3 days ago,and due to some misunderstanding,they ended up in a quarrel (thanks to a certain someone that i dont know who). in which jane had openly admitted that james has never been nice to her.wow,thats a hard one,not after everything done huh?but not all quarrels end up badly,some can end up to be…quite…entertaining:) enjoy the next story then.

**The Quarrel**
  it was a boring day for steve and james.and as usual,they needed to do something!fortunately,on that night james uncle wasnt around,(coz usually he sleeps in the living room),so steve came over and they decided to watch some super duper funny anime! FULL METAL PANIC!! few minutes later,khoo khoo dicky called.he said he wanted to join em,since he too is perhaps equally bored:P
Khoo khoo dicky came over,and all 3 of them were watching anime.it was a pretty funny one,they laughed and laughed non stop.but sumhow,the laughter died off when khoo khoo dicky asked james about something.(i would keep the details to myself,since its a bit,er,,,childish:P) sumhow,the fun night turned ugly.khoo khoo dicky got totally pissed at james,and vice versa.james seriously believes he was right on this one,but khoo khoo dicky insist that he was right.they quarreled so badly,that khoo khoo dicky was walking out of the door already.james and steve followed him,and they went up to the front gate outside,and still quarreling.

   it could be pretty freaky for beginners.steve was just looking,never saying a word.james was like scolding off khoo khoo dicky and dicky was like pointing a finger at james.it could seriously get pretty ugly from the way it was going.steve couldnt take it,he left without a word.
steve left home,got to his bed,lied down and wondering.what happened suddenly? all of a sudden,they were laughing and fighting,next thing,they were quarreling over sumthing stupid.how could it turn out to be this bad?

    half hour passed.steve was still pondering over the question,when he got a phone call.it was james. "dude,"he said,breathing hard, " you get to get here man!!hurry! i punched khoo khoo dicky nose,and its bleeding! i dont know what to do!hurry man!" steve said alright,put the phone down and opened up his drawer.he was looking for his first aid box,but couldnt find it.he didnt want to waste too much time,so he ran out of the house,tried to reach james house as fast as he could.he saw james standing barefooted outside his front gate,waving at steve to run faster.

steve ran into the house.wondering how bad the situation could be.when he opened the front door,he saw khoo khoo dicky standing perfectly fine,recording everything with his camera phone.steve turned around and saw james was laughing at him either.it didnt seem like khoo khoo dicky was hurt…it took a while..then it came to him…HE HAS BEEN FOOLED!!

he tries futilely to kick khoo khoo dicky,he was angry! how could he have fallen for this trick!?james was technically laughing his ass off to see steve in such a worried expression:P then,more stuff made sense to steve.how could james have punched khoo khoo dicky,and be fine himself? how come there isnt any blood of the floor outside the front gate? how come james was so mean to leave his friend inside with a bleeding nose and stay outside waiting for steve?

it all made sense to him..the whole thing was a set up! he was the entertainment item of the day!! sigh sigh,pity steve.do be careful,james and friends can be very tricky:P khoo khoo dicky made steve say sumthing in the end,and recorded it too.

"hi,my name is steve.and i just got punk’d"

hunger…hunger has caused many problems.millions of people around the globe have died of hunger…food,is an important necessity,and we need it badly.

steve,phatdil and james were hungry too…steve had this domino’s discount vouchers,so they went to grab some pizza! took them a while to decide where is domino’s located,not a place always visited. they found a domino’s at taman maluri,on the way to jaya jusco.

they reached there,the domino’s was pretty small.it only had 3 tables.steve made the order,one chicken pepperoni and extravaganza.also a bottle of coke,and some breadsticks (geez,my blog is starting to sound like bi lin’s one!!)

they waited quite a while,none of their food came…waited and waited…then they saw the sign "29 minutes or 5 dollars off!" they thought they waited long enough,only to learn that the 5 dollars is off for the NEXT pizza,thats dumb,why would they want to spend more:S

then,one of the workers came and ask are them are they taking away or eating in…they told him they are eating in,waiting and want their food!! he then went back,and brought the coke and couple of paper cups…seriously,paper cups…phatdil took the paper cup and said "eh,ini macam cawan birthday party jer" he said it quite loudly,i suppose the workers heard it:P

the pizza and breadstick came.the pizza came in the cardboard box made for delivery.we were given no knife and fork,no plates:P for james and phatdil,it was ok,but for steve,he had some problem with his teeth,he can chew but he cant bite:D
james told steve to tear the pizza with his fingers like a barbarian,but steve didnt want to he tried his best to bite on the pizza:P

it took them forever to finish up 1 regular pizza:P then,they opened the extravaganza pizza.it was soooo full of vegetables,there is no way james would be eating it! so,phatdil and steve was to eat it.steve claimed he was too tired to eat..too tired:P must be because biting the pizza was hard work for him:P he bite,pulled,and pulled harder just to get one mouthful of pizza:P all the while staring at the workers,for making his life miserable:P

and the worst part is,they couldnt finish it!check it out,3 teenage boys cant finish 2 regular pizza!~!! ok james can be excused,you see,he dont eat vege,so he cant finish the 2nd pizza.steve too,he has trouble biting,so he can be excused! but phatdil…huh? a healthy young boy like him shouldnt have trouble eating pizza!! instead,they brought it back home…kinda embarassing for phatdil, his eating standards is so low..sigh…

they paid the bills,and went back home.sweating,(the place is closed,but the aircond is barely on!) tired and exhausted.it was the most tiring dinner ever,was like after a workout session:P