The story of James

its been a while since i posted one,mostly because nothing much to post actually.but i got sum pretty good events that happened before:)

story 1 :-

andy subscribed to digi’s MTV powerpack. soon, he was receiving various sorts of gossip’s and news about celebrities from digi. Andy was confused, since he has NO IDEA who was sending him all this messages. After some time, Andy couldnt take it anymore.andy made a futile attempt into stopping the gossip’s sent to him.when he received a message,he replied to the number ” eh who is this la? dont send me anymore message like this la,i dont want ok?”

story 2:-

(this is meant to kenakan your berlagak nature,so im gonna put your REAL name!)

Prem Kumar a/l sumthing sumthing,was in the class with his friends…it was a big class,120 students and the lecture was quite boring..so,james took out sum sweets and passed it to his friends. when he offered some to prem kumar, prem said ” i dont need any sweets.im already a very sweet person”

PERASAN!!!

ambik kau

Prem Kumar is also known for his ‘girl’ name, premila kumari.

Story 3:-

james uncle is a Lecturer now,but previously he was an english teacher for many many years. One day, as he was out with his friend,and it started to drizzle. The friend said ” aiya,the rain is coming!”

Being the english teacher, my uncle corrected the sentence, ” its going to rain!” he said

“no la!” the friend replied ” the rain is coming to us what…the rain is not going anywhere,its coming here! you use going only when the rain is going sumwhere,now the rain not going anywhere,it is coming to us! so, the rain is coming la,not going to rain! you english teacher also dont know this one ar!?”

james uncle was unable to debate further.

story 4:-

Monkey (thats a person’s name!) went clubbing one day with his friends. he was drinking and dancing and drinking, well,naturally,he got drunk. after some time,monkey and friends left the club.monkey was pretty wasted,lets say. on his way out,he saw a hot chick with 2 big round boobs and a slim waist.monkey approached her,and started dancing with her,couldnt take his eyes off the 2 big orbs:P his friend were all pulling him away from ‘her’.

the next day,monkey woke up,and his friend told how drunk he was till he danced with the parking meter.