The story of James

   i am still hesitating whether i should actually write this or not.but if there was anything to happened to me,none would know of the truth of the story.none knows now.james and jane are no longer together.and when people ask why,it becomes a normal answer for james to say "i dont know for sure".well,it is perhaps time to tell why.continue reading only if you wish to know,if not,close this window as there is nothing funny in this chapter.
  there were times when jane was busy.she was so busy,she didnt even have time to bath,according to her.it was during the period of her assignments and midterms.during that time,she doesnt answer any of his text messages nor calls him.even if they talk,their longest conversation was 2 minutes 47 seconds.she was that busy.james told jane its ok,he’ll wait till she finishes all her exams,then he will call and talk to her,as he has many things to share.but,somehow,during that time,she has time to reply messages she gets from mr.X via friendster (who sends 10 messages a day to her) and go to a place called UG to see a guy called OV,and she would be there until 2,3 am.OV has his own house which he share with a few other guys and he is filthy rich.but,jane said she was studying there.of course,relationship is based on trust,thus,james let her study there and waited for her to finish her exams.
   he waited for about 2 weeks,jane had finally finished her exams and would be starting her weekend.james was very excited,as he had missed her a lot,and really wanted to talk with her.thus,he called her.but,unfortunately for james, when he called jane,she was busy catching pictures with her friends.james told jane he wanted to talk for just 5 minutes,he really has to tell her something.jane replied "no,i have to go,BYE!" and she puts the phone down without letting him reply anything.jane never called back until 7 and a half hour later.
   they quarrelled that night,james claiming jane doesnt love her anymore,that she doesnt even feel like talking to him at all.but somehow,they were able to talk it out(thanks to the person who helped).jane apologized and james would surely happily accept her apology.besides,everyone deserves a 2nd chance and he was sure jane wouldnt be so mean to him again.
  but james was wrong.the events continued,jane had time to talk to others but not to james.she was busy,as soon as she finished her exams.it was then,when james found out something new.jane told her 2 lines,that certainly wasnt what he wanted to hear.

"time i spend with my friends are considered as  my busy time"
"i dont know why,but talking to other people is nicer than talking to you"

  james told himself,it wasnt her fault.he was the boring one,talking to him would be so dull,that she would rather spend her precious time with someone else rather than him.it is true that james isnt a person that is mushy mushy and and all,but he believes that if she spends time with him,he knows how to be nice.so,he waited for her to come back home again.he planned to bring her to the japanese drum concert,but the tickets were finished.so,he planned to bring her to either the beach or waterfall for a picnic,since she likes beach so much,he was sure she would be happy!so,he would wait again,for her to come back for her semester break.

when jane came back from semester break,james was in singapore with his family..he wanted to see jane so badly,he told his family he had to go back for some urgent business,and took the bus back to KL from singapore in the morning,so he would be able to see her in the evening.he has not talked to her for so long,and he was really looking forward to it.once he was back,jane called and ask if he could come later,maybe at about 9pm.well,he waited then.he went to pick jane up from her house and they wanted to go watch a movie in times square.but,jane was so sleepy,that she slept off in the car.it seems like she went out till 2 am last night,and she has to wake up at 6am for prayers.she went out till late night despite knowing she might be sleepy when she meet james tomorrow.eventhough she was sleeping,james talked to her.he told the sleeping jane what he did when she was not around,and how much he missed her and how happy he is to see her,eventhough she couldnt hear a single word.he wanted to talk to her so much that he did it eventhough he knows she cant hear a single word,he did it knowing he doesnt have much chance to talk to her.it was then that he felt so pathetic that he actually cried.
he sent her back home,never watching any movie.

  jane was truly a different girl the next few days.the usual jane would be so happy to see james,that the first thing she would do was hug him.james was expecting the same treatment when he picked her up after her gym session,he took her bag and wanted to hug her,but jane just said thank you and walked straight away.
   they went to curve, and when they are about to reach there,jane said she doesnt feel too well.and she wants to go back home.james sent her back,they never went to curve then again.they went out the following day, and after the movie,jane wanted to go back straight.it was rather surprising,coming from jane.the usual jane would not want to leave james early.jane used to be a girl who would force james to take the longer road back to her house,so that she gets to spend 5 extra minutes with him.but that wasnt the case this time.perhaps,she has plans.fine,its ok.she didnt want to go out the following day,she wanted to spend time with her family,that is good,she should.the usual jane would want to see him so badly,that even if she had a flu,she comes.and if they went out and she had a headache,james would want to send her back,but she will surely refuse,and she will sleep in the car for an hour or 2,and she would recover,for sure.james would happily wait for that 2 hours with her in the car:) but,it did seem to james that lately jane isnt the usual her,and he kept on telling that to her.
thus,she promised him he would spend time with him on friday,from morning to night,and that made him happy:)!
  friday came,they went out to watch a movie,went for a nice wonderful lunch,everything was going so well:D james was tight on cash,but he somehow is capable of spending a good day out with her.jane had even less money than james then.they went out window shopping,and jane saw a really nice top,and she wanted it so badly.she was going to use the remainder of her cash to buy it.

  they walked around in time square then,when she saw a wonderful scarface poster.it seems like her whole family is a big fan of scarface,so she wanted the poster badly.she called out to her brother and mother,asking them if they want the poster and if her brother has enough money to pay for it.she bought the poster then,borrowing money from james.unfortunately,she spent a lot of money buying the poster,so she couldnt buy the top.james had some reserve emergency cash, so he waited for her to go to the toilet(she always does,and takes a long time:P).then he would go and get the top for her.she loves the top and surprises,he thought it would be nice.
  after buying the poster,they went to eat ice cream at mcdonalds.and that is when,it all ended.jane told james "you know,if i had money,i want to buy a poster for OV"

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yeaps,it might look like a simple thought only.but even when he had nearly no money left with him,james wanted to get the top for jane.but,jane never thought of buying a poster for him,instead she wanted to get one for OV.he then asked jane why does she think of buying something for someone else,and not for him.why do you think of OV so much even when you have no money? she said she doesnt know what i like,but i think the whole world knows im crazy of cars.

it was very heartbreaking to know,that when you think of your loved one so much,and you keep on thinking,how to make the other person happy,it feels horrible to know that she isnt thinking of you back.instead,she thinks of how to make her ‘friend’ happy.

he told jane how he feels.jane got angry,saying james complain way too much about everything and how she has been treating him lately.she wanted to break up.she did.and she had no regret whatsoever after that.life went on normally for her,perfectly even,she had plenty of fun,wonderful time at akon concert,normal regular mamak sessions at uni again,everyday chilling out with OV at his house.everything was great. james was the one suffering,couldnt sleep at night,kept on thinking about her,he begged her to come back but she didnt want to.

well,all this might sound like a stupid boyfriend who has been dumped by his girlfriend,and is just being a loser.but,james complained so much because all he ever wanted was to be loved.but,even after james was treated badly,no one would say jane did anything wrong,everyone would tell james he should forget her and move on with life.but,if james was the one who did all this,he was the one who treated her badly,people would say james is such a jerk.it certainly isnt fair,is it?

perhaps,because you put your trust in her so much that she will always love you,and then,that didnt happen.it hurts badly to know you have placed your trust on someone and been betrayed such.to all readers,keep in mind not to treat your loved ones badly.talk to them and solve things.when they say something,it isnt complaining,they just want to tell you how they feel and they hope it wont be such.

i cannot imagine a person who would hurt someone who loves them so badly.can you?

   it was a gloomy rainy day, as usual,the bachelors society got bored and decided to go watch a movie.death note 2.so,the 3 members of the society,steve,james and dragon wanted to go to times square to buy the tickets.but then,steve decided to give a call to phatdil,and asked him to come along.phatdil said he was in lowyatt,and since it was nearby times square,steve told phatdil to get the tickets. phatdil was making a BIG deal about buying it,he said he doesnt know how to buy ticket,he doesnt where to buy them,nor who to talk to!! omg..such dumbness…but,anything that makes him happy.
  2 hours later,phatdil called,and he was SOO excited,he succesfully bought the tickets!when steve asked him what seat he bought,phatdil answered " i bought the first seat from the screen man! its damn near,its gonna be awesome,the screen will look DAMN big"

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perhaps,phatdil just doesnt know that the first row from the screen wasnt good…its hard,when you dont know anyting about watching movies in cinema..sigh..it was fate,and since the ticket was bought,they had no choice but to go for the movie.
when it was time,james drove dragon and steve to times square.they parked inside times square,and they gave a call to phatdil,wondering where he was.phatdil was outside times square,and he had problems entering! it was past 10 pm,and phatdil was begging the security guard to let him thru the front door,since we were waiting just inside the front entrance. the security guard insisted that he cant enter from the front,but he has to enter from the side,which is a LONG walk:P no choice phatdil,off you go:D
  but,phatdil misfortunes didnt end there.after such a long walk,succesfully he was IN times square,he found this beautiful decorated seats for chinese new year.he was so tired,he decided to rest there for a while.within 2 minutes, a security guard was blowing a whistle and pointing towards him.it seems like those seats are for decorations,and not for them to sit down:P
well,phatdil was still tired! so he walked towards the seat in front of MNG.but,before he could even sit down,the same security guard came over and told him,"dont stay in this area.you have to wait in the same floor as the cinema.we will close down this section" well,seems like he cant sit here,so he moved towards the cinema!
once they were in 3rd floor,phatdil looked around for chairs to sit.he couldnt find any nearby the cinema,so he moved towards the centre court and sat on one of the benches. finally,a good rest for his legs.a sense of relief rushed through him.but it didnt last long.all of a sudden,another guard came to him and told him "you cant wait here,this section is closed,pls wait in front of the cinema"

AGAIN!! he lost count how many times he needed to move before he could find some place to seat!!! it was annoying! oh,dont worry about james,steve and dragon,they were strong,and they enjoyed standing and walking around:P phatdil,not so good at that.

well,he moved to in front of the cinema,looked around,and found a perfect place to sit! the chair looked comfortable,and there was a table too.it was placed perfectly in front of the large trailer screen and he could sit there and watch the screen.the table was surrounded by beautiful pots with plants planted.wow,its like god’s gift for the tired phatdil! he was soooo grateful,he went there and took his seat! he was totally enjoying himself,and was laughing at steve,dragon and james because they refused to join him!
3 minutes later,a hot chick wearing black and green came to phatdil.she said "im sorry sir,this place is for starbucks customers only" she was one of the starbucks worker.

AGAIN,he was kicked out over and over and he still cant find a place to sit! he was migrating for an HOUR,and still hasnt found a place to seat.but fortunately,he looked at his watch,and thank god,it was time to enter the cinema! finally,he will get to sit down in the cinema!
all of them entered the cinema,and phatdil sat down.he was so happy to get a seat and now he knows,no one can kick him out from here. then,he took a look at the screen,and he realized that maybe,sitting in the front row isnt so great after all.

phatdil went back home,after making both his legs AND neck suffer:P

Perhaps,it would be weird to write another chapter even after saying that i wouldnt write one.but somehow,i seriously feel like writing one last chapter,also due to popular demand (cheh) and i too have one last story to share.

   it happened MANY months ago,at midvalley megamall. james and jane were looking for a place to eat (they eat a lot,which explains why james gotten so fat lately!). Being a vegetarian,it was hard for them to look for a place to eat in Midvalley.yes,i know,they have a vegetarian stall in the food court,but it is boring to eat at the same place all the time! they couldnt decide where to go,so they went to take a look at the directory."lets go here,"jane said pointing at the word ‘annalakshmi’

   " what,hell no!" james said. "the place looks too grand and beautiful,it would cost a fortune to eat there,and i only have about 50 bucks with me now.lets go somewhere else"

  "but,we dont really know  how expensive it could be.lets just go and try.if it is more than 20 bucks per person,then we can leave the restaurant" jane replied back,still insisting to go there.

  now,james didnt quite like the idea of someone coming over,sitting you down,then passing you the menu and then,20 seconds later,we walk out of the door after taking a look at the menu.now that,would be DAMN embarassing.every step james took to reach the restaurant,he wondered what would happen.

  the restaurant had a big door at the entrance.and it was closed.as soon as they opened the door,every single eye turned and looked at them,as the door made a loud sound as it was opened.james looked around,only about 3 tables were occupied,and all of them were foreigners,white people! the place was decorated beautifully with nice paintings on the wall,expensive carpets on the floor,and beautiful seats with tablecloth, and they had the fork,spoon and knife nicely arranged on the table. great,the environment is so good,which is why there is more reason to think that they are gonna WALK OUT! and when they do,they are gonna open that STUPID loud door and everyone is gonna turn and look at then, again!

  a lady then came over,and took them to their seats.(it was like walking to a death row you know:P) then,she said " the buffet is over there,please enjoy"

………buffet….? is a buffet in this kinda place is gonna be less than 20 dollars per person? how much MUST they pay?

   when we asked if we can order ala carte, the lady replied that they only serve buffet. that freaked me out a lot! er..i mean that freaked james out a lot.you know what i mean:P

  james than looked at jane,with those pitiful kesian eyes.jane then asked the lady,how much would the buffet cost. the lady replied " oh,you just pay what you feel like paying"

  aik,for a moment, james was surprised? huh what:S? how is that possible? then,they learned that the restaurant belongs to a certain indian charity organization or something like that, so thats why they dont have a fixed price on their buffet.well,that was a big relief,at least they dont have to walk out of the place now:P

  while they ate their buffet, james realized something…." you know,if they had a fixed price,we could pay it and then leave.now…how much do you think we are SHOULD pay? i dont wanna pay 40 bucks,im cheap:P" (well,would you pay 20 bucks if they tell you pay how much you want?) "but we cant pay 5 bucks,would seem so teruk like that."

  …great….now there is a new problem….how much SHOULD they pay? for a moment,they thinked hard,but came up with no answer. so, james suggested jane that they should call the higher order,the all wise and powerful and a person full of knowledge.the Mother. (not my mother you fool,jane’s mother!my mother wise? she thought new york was in australia! so dumb,i had to tell her all the time that it was in canada) the Mother answered the phone,and guess what she suggested? "why not you ask the waitress how much should you pay!?" (i thought that was weird,no way,imagine asking the waitress that,so memalukan) then,the Mother said just pay according to how much you eat,dont think about the place too much.

so,they decided to pay how much we eat.problem solved.the great Mother helped us a lot then. well,it was good,since they get to eat,and also what they pay is a form of donation.jane had 3 idli and a mango lassi,james was on diet so he only drank water (james is fat).so,they decided to pay 10 dollars.problem solved.WONDERFUL:D

  3 minutes later,something else striked james. it was a form of donation.they wanted to pay 10 bucks.but,james only had 50 bucks with him.how is he suppose to donate 10 bucks? he cant go and tell the waitress,"can you open up the tabung? i wanna take 40 bucks back:P"

great…a new problem….HOW are they gonna pay?

  it seems to james,than this place gives more headache than it gives good food.james then went out to buy something small and cheap,so he can get change to pay for the food.he walked around midvalley,and he can only see things he doesnt need and they arent cheap.in the end,he bought a box of a dozen of pen from MPH.

james went back to the restaurant,then,they ‘donated’ the money,and left.it was probably the most tiring dinner they ever had.but jane said the food was exceptionally good tho:) then,as they were walking out,jane asked "why all this things happen around me ar? my curiousity is too much sometimes,isnt it"

LOL well,thats one dinner down.and it wasnt an easy dinner,not at all:P

well,that was the last entry,i hope so.i cant think of anymore things that happened before,nor will there be anymore new things that will happen.
currently,james and jane have both separated and live their own lives.all the fun times will remain as a memory to be remembered.

   "I told you,we should have just let them have it their way!" a bald guy shouted to his friend.
  "It is a free country,AMERICA! We certainly didn’t need their permission to be selling anything anywhere! " another guy replied,this guy was short and fat,and he was wearing an over sized t-shirt with baggy jeans.
  "well now look! your idea got us into this big problem! How do you think we are going to get out of this one!?"

    The conversation was cut short,as both of them turned their heads towards the lour roar that was approaching them.Scott’s MONSTER stopped right in front of them,and Scott certainly didn’t hesitate to stare at them.

     "Dude,they got Tony man," the short chubby guy said,shivering as he spoke, " they said unless we bring them 200k,they will torture him.we can’t tell the cops,and we certainly ain’t have that much cash with us"
    "and exactly why can’t you tell the police about this?" Scott continued to stare at them,never taking his eyes off as he spoke every word."its because you fools tried to sell drugs again,didn’t you??! and to make things worst,you sold it at 21st avenue street, which happens to be under the control of the 21st gang, RIGHT!?"

  it was clear that every single word spoken by Scott reflected his anger.it wasn’t the first time that he had warned them not to do it,yet clearly,his childhood friends didn’t seem to get the message clearly."Regardless,I’ll go get Tony first.where did they say they will meet?"

"down the streets, there is a house beside the church.#56 they told me.but dude,how do you plan to get the cash? "

"i suppose i have my ways," Scott answered with confidence.it doesn’t matter how,he needs to help his friend and he needs to think fast.

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   down at the house # 56,a man wearing shades was looking out of the window. He sighted a young blonde teen on a large bike,holding a suitcase with him."i think we have company,and i hope he has our money with him"

   Scott was let in by another man,this one even taller than the previous guy. He checked Scott and made sure he wasn’t carrying any weapons.he was then brought into the living room,which was empty except for 2 seats and a table.it seems this house is actually an abandoned house,judging from the surrounding and the available furnitures.
  "and your purpose of visit here,sir?" a sinister smile appeared on the first guy,standing 10 paces away from Scott .behind him,stood a big muscular and strong man.
  3 person.It appears that Scott was greatly outnumbered.He wasn’t planning on fighting anyway.he would stand little chance of getting out uninjured."I’ve come to take my friend back,and i have the 200 thousand that you wanted in exchange.i also guarantee that they will not sell anything in your area in the future."

   the man in shades continued smiling.he seems to be the leader of the three."well then,give me your suitcase,then i will bring your friend to you"

  "no" answered Scott,and this was clearly a surprise to the man in shades."we will do it this way.you bring my friend here,and let him walk towards the door.when he is halfway here,i will toss to you the suitcase.We will then leave this house,and never return"

  the smile disappeared from the man’s face."and what makes you think you are in the position to negotiate? and how am i suppose to know that there is 200k in the suitcase?"

  "because between you and i,it is obvious that I’m the teenager,and your the triad gang member.i just want to keep myself safe,and i certainly know what it means to be messing with you guys." the answer came from Scott,and it seems to satisfy the man in shades.He beaconed to the muscular man and the big guy left the living room and headed elsewhere.He came back shortly,but this time holding another teen,barely out of his 20s,and his face was swollen blue black.
  "sc…Scott.." he struggled to speak "help me…ple…please" the boy was already crying,not able to contain his fear.
  Scott opened the suitcase,showing off the notes that are placed inside it.the man in shades nodded,and the muscular guy lets go of Tony’s hand. As soon as he did,Tony ran towards Scott,and Scott threw the suitcase to the man in shades.

"lets go Tony" Scott replied,turned around,and walked towards the exit.

"and i thought,that you would know better not to play the fool with us,don’t you?"

the voice came from behind Scott.it was the man in shades.the exit path is now blocked by the tall man.

"and you expect me to not check the suitcase!?you insolent fool!" the man in shades shouted back,holding pieces of paper.the top of the suitcase was clearly filled with 50 dollars note,but it was tied up with papers in the bottom,appearing to be a bundle of cash,but nothing more than papers tied together with a 50 dollar note on top of it.

a left hook hit the tall man before anyone could anticipate anything.Scott used his whole body weight on that punch,and it sent the tall guy to the floor.

    "RUN TONY!!!!!" Scott shouted,and he quickly turned around to see both the man in shades and the muscular man running towards him.Tony dashed out of the building.the man in shades was holding a club,and was swinging it towards Scott’s head.with incredible agility,Scott ducked and landed an uppercut with his right towards the man’s jaw.
  Scott wasn’t fast enough to react after launching the uppercut,and the muscular man wrapped Scott’s neck with his huge arms,choking him.Scott could feel the difficulty to breath,and the pain surging in the neck is terrifying.he slowly realized,that his feet wasn’t on the ground anymore,he has been lifted into the air.This person is clearly many times stronger.
  Scott remembered all his father’s teaching.He scanned it through fast,and with precision,he sends a powerful blow to his opponent philtrum,right beneath the nose.Surging with pain,the attacker lets go off Scott,and was menacingly shouting and holding his nose.
   "VITAL SPOTS!just like how dad said!" he scanned them quickly and start throwing rapid punches.a right straight to the solar plexus,left uppercut to the jaw,and a full swing right hook to the temple.the 3 shots left the muscular man rolling on the floor with agonizing pain.
  coughing and still in pain from the neck choke,Scott turned around and attempted to exit the house.but he was stopped.standing in front of the door was the man in shades,pointing a gun at Scott.
  "killing you was the last option.we don’t want to complicate things,but now,you pissed me off! DIE YOU BRAT!"
  As the trigger was pulled,a long BANG went off.Time was passing by slowly for Scott,he closed his eyes and his entire life passed by him,he saw his childhood times,his parent,his sister,everything.
  a few seconds passed by,nothing happened.Scott opened his eyes,he was unhurt.the man in shades was on the floor,his shades was broken and it went through his eyes,bleeding it,his mouth was foamy,his nose started bleeding,and his hair was as white as snow.he was on the floor,shivering madly.
seconds later,police sirens could be heard.

   "aniki,wait up!" a young ponytailed girl ran out of the school compound towards her brother. Judith Freeman, daughter of George Freeman and Yoshikawa Keiko,their second child. Judith is only 16 years old,but she has amazing features and an incredible personality.She possesses every good aspect of both races,she has an amazingly beautiful and smooth skin,long black hair,blue eyes,in short,she is a total eye turner and she has more than 1 guy trying to win her heart at the same time.

  "Geez,stop shouting.or that old man Danny is gonna hear us."replied Scott Freeman,the main reason why all the guys who fell for Judith would eventually run away. Scott isn’t as strong as his father,but he has lean toned body,and his blonde hair kept short.Scott started up his motorbike,the Ducati S2R 1000 MONSTER. "well girl,hurry up and get on board,before that old man Danny comes and gives me his annoying lecture!"

   "who is annoying?" A familiar voice struck Scott. He turned around and saw his disciplinary teacher standing right beside Judith now,and Judith was smiling. She actually sold her own brother off!

   "Isn’t this the first day you are in school young Freeman!? perhaps,you forgot that semester has begun 2 weeks ago!?" Mr Danny scolded Scott with his stern and scary looking face. For Scott,he is used to it. He isn’t a bright student, and he dislikes school greatly. He often gets into trouble though none of it have actually been started by him. Scott is often regarded as saviour by some of his friends, but his methods are totally not accepted by the school. Once, there were 2 bullies who kept on picking on his classmates,and he ended up sending both of them to the hospital with broken ribs. It caused a lot of problem and it certainly didn’t make his parents happy. "be brave and only use your fist when others needs you".those were the words of his father,but for Scott,he saw them fit,and he often used it.

    It took a full hour for Mr.Danny to finish his long lecturing. He wanted Scott to report to him first thing in the morning tomorrow,just to make sure he is in school. Scott gave an angry glare to Judith,but she replied with nothing more than an innocent smile.

   Both the siblings didn’t say a word during the way back. Partly because Scott was riding with Judith at 130 km/h in his Ducati. It was only when they reached the front gates of their house that Judith dared to speak " aniki, are you mad at me? i only brought Sir Danny there because he was worried about you.This is your graduation year aniki,and if you don’t fulfill the minimum attendance requirement, you cant graduate"

  "don’t worry too much about it girl," Scott smiled back " i promise i will certainly graduate. But,next time,if you tell that old fool where i am again,i will make sure i release 100 lizards into your room!"

   " you won’t,i know" the beautiful face of Judith smiled,"you love your little sister too much"

Scott’s cell phone rang.He picked it up,and a few seconds later,his facial expression changed.wrinkles started forming on his brow and it was clearly showing that he is angry.

"i get it,i’ll be there in a few minutes time." he turned around to his sister and told her,"Judith,tell mom i’m going out for a minute.i’ll be back later"

"aniki…." she replied softly "do be careful"

Scott nodded,started his bike,and rode off with a loud roar from the MONSTER exhaust tips.

     "Taxi,get me to La Paz Regional hospital,FAST!" Mr Freeman said as soon as he got into the taxi.The taxi shoot off the streets of Arizona and was heading straight to the hospital.George Freeman is a strong man,bulky and muscular. He was the former featherweight boxing champion of Arizona,retired at the age of 28,settled down and to all his family’s surprise,he married a young Japanese lady, Yoshikawa Keiko,18.
     Freeman is anxious to get to the hospital.five minutes ago,he received a phonecall from his neighbour,saying they had to rush his pregnant wife to the hospital.she wasn’t expected to give birth until another a month though.He had to leave his meeting when he received the phonecall, as he made a promise to his wife,that he will be by her side when this day comes.but now,he is horribly late!
    As soon as the taxi stopped in front of the hospital,freeman rushingly took a 50 dollar note and passed it to the driver.He ran towards the information counter,seeking to know which floor will her wife be.the 12th floor,12.why cant they place her somewhere nearer so he can just run up the stairs!?
    "hold the elevator please!" he shouted at the old man in the lift going up."thank you very much sir"
    "eager and impatient arent you young man?" the old man said with a sinister smile "perhaps,if i may guess,a newborn child is expected,and he is your’s and your wife’s first?"
    " well yes," Freeman answered,a bit embarassed with himself "but we arent sure if it is a he or a she.we wanted it to be a surprise actually "
    "oh,it will be a he,young man,dont worry" the old man smiled and his eyes looked deep into Freeman’s. " and it is a he that the angels and devils are here waiting for he,to claim the he as one of them"
    confused,Freeman was about to ask the old man if he was fine,as clearly,Freeman didnt understood a word he said.but suddenly,the old man just laughed out loud,and sat down inside the elevator floor,and continued laughing.perhaps,it was just pure luck that the impatient Freeman had to bump with a madman in the elevator.
  the elevator finally made the sound Freeman had been waiting for.TING! he ran out towards the delivery room,he was stopped twice by the nurses on the way there,but after assuring them that he was the father of the child that is about the be born,they let him into the delivery room.
  "im here keiko!im here!" he told her wife,while holding her hand.her wife was shouting in pain,but her eyes clearly shows relieve that the man she love is right beside her.delivering a newborn life into this world is much more pain than keiko every imagined.
  but,all the pain actually paid off well.the child was safely delivered,despite being really small in size for a newborn baby.the babies cry was a relieve to keiko, that their first child is born healthy even though the child is barely 9 months inside her womb.
  the doctor turned around,holding the baby and told the parents " its a boy"

     i was thinking for some time,how do i finish my story of james and jane. it took me a while,and i actually considered making it permanent,but many events that happened has considered me to end this story.first of all, jane is now being extra careful and is trying not to humiliate herself. that,is apparently not working,for she declares herself to be a walking embarassment:P

      another reason is because people are starting to get ideas about writing blogs about how careless their friends can be.i went to yumcha that day, and was talking with one of my friend, and he said,he is now writing stories about the dumb things his friends often does. dont get me wrong,it is totally your choice,but just for everyone’s information, the story of james and jane is 70% true,30% modified. the embarassing moments that jane did which is written in this story,are not actually in any way,embarassing. at the end of the day, all events written here are events that jane actually laughed at herself for doing it. there were many other moments that jane has embarassed herself,but she had not found it funny. thus, this are events are kept secret,and not revealed.the story of james and jane was inspired by the true life events that took place in the life of two person.and in this story, a great big secret is actually hidden.thus, if you are writing such a blog, please keep in mind that certain people might not like it,and might consider it offensive that you make fun of them.
    why write the story of james and jane? for starters,it is to share the laughter with everyone else. but truthfully, it works most of the time when james is unhappy about jane,all he does is read this story,and remember one of the few things that took place before,just to cheer himself up.and this story,does contain a great big secret,as i said:) perhaps later,somewhere in this post,i will reveal it.
   many,do not think that james and jane belong together. as a matter of fact,they are not totally wrong.james and jane dont really have much things in common. many things that they actually dislike about each other. jane totally dislike the way james drives. and she HATES it when he goes driving with his friends. well,you cant blame her, james can be a BIT dangerous,but honestly,he surely knows what he is doing at his favourite road:S james on the other hand,LOVES to drive, that he even thinks about driving when he is sleeping:P
   jane meanwhile, cant hear any RnB tune. if she does,she cant stop dancing. well, the thing is,if she really wants it, she can be VERY sexy, hot and seductive when she is dancing. which is why james doesnt like jane dancing with anyone else, coz no sane man would keep their hands off:P
  they dont like many of each other’s friends as well. jane thinks that some of james friends are annoying and noisy and uncivilized, james thinks that many of jane’s friends are liars, show offs,fakers,plastics, rich spoilt kids, think ur above everyone else, BIG HEADED (yeah dickie,i miss that term man:D) and the list goes on.
  as a matter of fact, many of jane’s friends actually do not like them being together:) perhaps,some of it,even jane does not know about. many have asked jane whether is she bored yet with james, or better, many have asked her when she is planning to leave me:D
  even the feng shui expert lillian too said that they cant be together! (unless james compromise a lot,which is something that wont happen:P)

   but you see,no matter what you tell them,nor the dislikes they have to go thru and the hardship that needs to be endured,it doesnt really matter because this two,actually live in a separate dimension,away from the earth rules:D

well,this shall be the final paragraph of this story:) i hope everyone enjoyed it finally,i would like to reveal the biggest secret that is actually hidden within this story,one that has not been mentioned before , and the key point to the success of this story.i am james:P (LOL,i bet you guys didnt know that!)

once upon a time, they were 2 bored people,who didnt know what to do. they were james and jane. james wanted to go watch movie, jane wanted to go to nose. james wondered….NOSE? uh…fine…he didnt know jane wanted to had a nose job done (its fine actually,dont worry too much about it). so,they went to klcc,according to jane,they can watch movie there,and at the same time go to nose.(they show types of nose?)
  when they arrived at klcc, after buying the movie ticket..they went to nose. they were no nose in nose.thats utter DUMBNESS. they were SHOES! why call the shop NOSE? why not call it FEET or LEGS?
well,the shop punya pasal…lets not bother about that:) well,of coz, jane pointed out that timberland also has shoes…but there arent made from timber or associated with timber in anyway! but lets not go too in depth about the names of shops:P
  well, jane didnt see any nose..i mean,shoes she liked. and no,they werent really any nice shoes too,according to james,who is know one of the best fashion critics in the industry:P
  when they walked out of nose, two indian girls were looking at james. well,logically,they cant be interested in him:P perhaps, it could be one of jane’s friend or worst,her relatives! so,they quietly tried avoiding them,and didnt hold hand or do anything suspicious.

   jane wanted to eat cake,so they went to secret recipe.jane is totally addicted to secret recipe and cakes! of course,james will surely bring her there,as jane said she was hungry.and if you have been following my stories,you will know NEVER EVER keep jane hungry:P so,they were walking to secret recipe in KLCC,while jane was already starting to imagine the mouth watering cake she is about to eat.on their way there,they were intercepted by the 2 very same indian girls.who are they?! why are they preventing us from eating cakes!?
"hello miss,are you a malaysian?" one of them asked.
the confused jane answered " yes i am"
"well,we are from an agency" the other girl said " we are actually scouting for a model for future advertisement like pantene,bla bla bla bla(from this point onwards,james wasnt listening,so he didnt remember much of the companies mentioned)"
   "would you like to give it a try? i think you have the talent and the looks,you look very good,and you have a very sweet smile.boyfriend,you should encourage her" she continued
james took a fast look at jane…believe it or not,she was RED! in james’s entire life,he never saw her RED! the 2 girls were non stop buttering her! sweet smile la,smooth face la,nice features la…so MANY MANY compliments:D!
"yes jane," said james in a SOOO NOT encouraging tone "try,try"

   jane then gave her contact information to the scouts,james was just trying to contain his laughter and seeing jane actually blush for the first time in his life:P it is certainly not a sight that you get to see often,NOT at all:D

   well,after the 2 scouts have left,james continued walking to secret recipe while continue giggling about the incident:P when suddenly,jane said " i dont think we should go to secret recipe"

"huh?" james went blur. " why!?"
and do you guys know what jane answered " i cannot afford to eat cakes. i have to keep my figure"

note : thanks to ong kee lin of legends for reminding me of this incident.

the legends taekwondo academy championship was to take place. planning and organizing is not an easy work,and not to mention,a lot of financial stresses too.

4 weeks before tournament :
the first aid team of sekolah sultan abdul samad could not make it to the tournament.a replacement team was to be found. due to the financial limitations, the organizers were unable to hire professional first aid team.volunteers will be needed.

3 weeks before tournament :
the chairman of the organizing committee later seeked help from fellow committee members. james volunteered and promised he will seek someone he knows.

2 weeks before tournament :
james contacted himawari, who happened to be his friend and also the vice president of his former school red crescent society. a team was formed,and the names submitted to the organizing chairman.

**in this list,jane was one of them. the ONLY indian girl in the list.PLUS,james didnt tell any of his taekwondo friends about jane and him being together.so here,the fun begins:P**

1st day of tournament :
jane,nothing much to do.walks around.looks everywhere.small kids fighting.big kids fighting.everyone fighting.she got bored,and came over to and asked james,why is everyone fighting so ganas. (its a taekwondo tournament la dong,what u expect!!!!). of course,james was so kind and nice,he didnt say that to jane.he replied nicely and gentle. there was also a few indian boys who disturned jane,tried hitting on her.  there was this guy,lets call him teethies.he was an official,from penang. he was like a cross breed between humans and alien. super skinny,48 kilograms and his teeth was popping out from his mouth. thus,he earned the name,teethies.
by lunch time, james told many of his friends that he and jane were together. so,many of them knew about it already.jullian was being annoying too..shouting at jane " PBSM!!PBSM!! ".such a typical bully. jane got so pissed off,and went straight to jullian,and said "hi". jullian freaked out,didnt say a word back,and walked away….JULLIAN U COWARD:D!

day 2 of tournament :

   its the black belts event.james was taking part.jane was still in the first aid team.from here onwards,we will be jullian,who was witnessing something truly incredible.

the thoughts in jullians head…" ok,the middleweight event.james is in this ring.this is an interesting event. lets see if james is ready.hmm..he doesnt look too focused.where is he looking? HUH? that PBSM girl? what? she looking at him too? whats with the eye contact.i get it, i think they are both talking using their eyes.wow,AMAZING!" (idiot)
  10 minutes later
  "yes,its james turn to spar! the opponent looks tough..damn,james just fell down.(jane used 2 hands to cover her mouth from shouting ) .yes james,thats the way,kick him! (jane got so excited,she stood up from her chair!) damn,james fell again (jane’s eyes started to form tears)

somehow,james won that fight,and got silver.jullian went and asked james,how come he fought so well!? (no special reason,train la!) "its becoz jane was by ur ring side,right?" jullian asked. "no wonder today so good,usually so lousy!"

jane could have gotten a heart attack if she saw james spar another 3 rounds.luckily,the match ended:P

the whole event continued.till the last finale….it was the black belt team sparring event….and legends opponent was…PENANG. yes,he was there..the guy we know as…teethies!
surprisingly, he must have got his alien genes with him.he was fast,agile and pretty good.

so,legends sent a pretty good fighter against him,gola. gola has observed teethies move before, and understood how he would fight.he went in there with confidence.the match began.

"first shot,left leg side kick" gola predicted. he evaded the move easily.
"2nd shot,right leg turning kick " gola side stepped,and countered the move.
"3rd shot,right leg back kick" gola moved his head back,evaded the move…..or so he THOUGHT he evaded the move.he predicted wrongly,and the kick hit his nose.blood started gushing out.

"PBSM!!!!" jullian shouted. (finally,he shouted at the right time,ONCE!)

jane and the gang rushed in to the rescue.(i dont really think they know what they are doing actually)

gola was surrounded by all his friends,james included. jane took gola,and places his head on her lap.gola started smiling (weirdo). james held gola’s head,and applied the ice bag to gola’s nose.gola started laughing (who laughs when u have blood non stop coming out).

"how can u still laugh man? he hit ur nose,not ur head!" james told him.
gola continued laughing. (it was that freaky laugh!!)

the ambulance came in,then,gola was bought to the hospital.everything ended. jane’s mother later came and met james. she asked " hey james, do u know anyone who can teach taekwondo?"
"well,i can" james answered.
"oh,i mean anyone who can teach taekwondo well?"
now thats bad! thats insulting!!!!
"i can teach well:P" james answered.but i dont think jane’s mother bought it!

few days later,james and friends went to visit gola in the hospital. as soon as james entered,gola was smiling like a pervert.
"whats with u? why are u smiling?" james asked.

and do u guys know what gola replied!? " i lied down on her lap,then she put ice on me! im sure as her boyfriend,even u never got that treatment!"

……………….god damn u gola! true,i never,i mean,james never got that treatment before! STILL,james is NOT jealous!!

this happened a few years back.2 years ago,i believe.jane rarely gets jealous,but this situation,has got her VERY jealous.well,lets just say,that pretti and james are pretty close friends.lets view back the phone call that was made back then between james and jane.

james : hey,i just reached home.

jane : just? its 12 midnight! u went out with pretti since 10 am,and ur just coming back!? what did you guys do!?

james : well,we went out,watched some movie,had something to eat and all.after dinner,i went back to her house

jane : WHAT!? u went to her HOUSE!?!??!?!

james : stop yelling! yeah,she said her computer has a lot of spyware problems,so i followed her back home and helped her out with it.well,judging from the situation then,well,kinda screwed

jane : WHAT!!?!?? u kinda SCREWED her!?

james : NOOO! i meant the computer was screwed! the spyware detected was more than 200! the pc wasnt even moving! the comp was screwed! i didnt screw anyone la!

jane: oh,her parents was at home,right?

james : i tot they were.but no,they werent gonna be back for another hour it seems.i didnt know that.

jane : WHAT!?? only you and her in the house!?!?!?this is not right..so not right…then!? wat was she doing? staring at u all the time while ur screwing the computer!? (never understood why is she mad)

james : geez,i wasnt screwing the computer.no,she wasnt actually beside me,she went to take a bath

jane : WHAT!?? how could she..james..you…how can she take a bath!? thats horrible!

james : YEAH! i cant believe she took her bath! oh my god..can u believe it,she actually went to her OWN house,and took a BATH! jesus..i dont know why people take a bath when they were out the whole day….pretti was horrible..she took a bath!

jane : why are u being sarcastic with me!?

james : well,u made taking a bath look like a big sin…so,i played along.ok so what do u want me to do? i promise when someone is in my house,i wont take a bath.is that ok with you?

jane : no,its not about taking a bath..i dunno la…its just..u know

james : i dont know

well,the jealousy continued on for quite sum time.pretti made the BEST ice lemon tea for james. james was so mesmerized by the ice lemon tea,that he dropped the glass,and broke it.the glass broke when pretti was bathing,so,james didnt know what to do,its not his house,he doesnt know where the broom is. (to think back now,it was a good excuse to knock on her bathroom door,DAMN IT!)

mess cleared.even until today, jane is still jealous of this girl pretti.and nowdays,pretti is nicknamed ice lemon tea:)

moral of the story : dont take a bath when ur friend is in the house.